Excuse me while I go crawl in a hole.

In order to assure someone tonight that the sushi pieces of The Spider Roll were not too big to eat in one bite, I made the argument: "Trust me, big things DO NOT fit in my mouth." Halfway through the last word of that statement I briefly considered running full force and plunging my body through the window. I was talking to a COMPLETE stranger. Man with wife and baby to paint a clearer picture.

After that I almost left Surin with my beer in my hand. You know, just because I wasn't thinking. No wonder the bartender couldn't take his eyes off me as I was walking towards the door.

My life is such a joke sometimes.